Sunday, December 17, 2017

Latest Ransomware Attack Emails Browser History

San Francisco, CA -- Researchers have discovered a new ransomware variant they have dubbed "OMG" which emails your browser history unless you pay a...

Scandal: Trump Has Still Not Attended Mandatory Presidential Orientation Training

Washington, DC -- White House HR staff have tried unsuccessfully for the last 6 months to have President Trump attend mandatory Presidential orientation training. Nancy...

Trump Budget Contains $45B For Severance Packages

Washington, DC -- Donald Trump has set aside $45 Billion in the next federal budget for anticipated severance packages for federal workers. "I plan on...

BUSINESS

Celebrating Diversity: Company Promotes First Openly Incompetent Manager To Vice...

Austin, TX -- After years of openly discriminating against incompetence, Global Dynamics this week finally became a large enough company that it promoted an...

CFO Names Capybara New CIO

Austin, TX -- George Ramos, CFO to AcceleCorp, today name Sue the Capybara to be the next CIO of the company. "We talked to every...

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