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Realizing Synergy: IT, Janitorial Staff To Hold Joint Holiday Party

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Realizing Synergy: IT, Janitorial Staff To Hold Joint Holiday Party

Round Rock, TX -- GreatTech CFO Don Rafferty announced in an inappropriately enthusiastic email that the IT and Janitorial Departments will hold a joint...

Celebrating Diversity: Company Promotes First Openly Incompetent Manager To Vice...

Austin, TX -- After years of openly discriminating against incompetence, Global Dynamics this week finally became a large enough company that it promoted an...

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