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Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Realizing Synergy: IT, Janitorial Staff To Hold Joint Holiday Party

Round Rock, TX -- GreatTech CFO Don Rafferty announced in an inappropriately enthusiastic email that the IT and Janitorial Departments will hold a joint...

Trump Denounces Grammar Nazis

Washington, DC -- President Trump today denounced the "Grammar Nazis who regularly misuninform people about my statements and tweets." "As I said in the campaign,...

Scandal: Trump Has Still Not Attended Mandatory Presidential Orientation Training

Washington, DC -- White House HR staff have tried unsuccessfully for the last 6 months to have President Trump attend mandatory Presidential orientation training. Nancy...

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Realizing Synergy: IT, Janitorial Staff To Hold Joint Holiday Party

Round Rock, TX -- GreatTech CFO Don Rafferty announced in an inappropriately enthusiastic email that the IT and Janitorial Departments will hold a joint...

Celebrating Diversity: Company Promotes First Openly Incompetent Manager To Vice...

Austin, TX -- After years of openly discriminating against incompetence, Global Dynamics this week finally became a large enough company that it promoted an...
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