CFO Names Capybara New CIO

Austin, TX -- George Ramos, CFO to AcceleCorp, today name Sue the Capybara to be the next CIO of the company. "We talked to every...

Fourth Wall Broken at All-Hands Meeting

Dallas, TX --  At a recent all-hands meeting, CEO Rod Templestein broke the fourth wall, briefly talking to his employees rather than at them. Templestein,...
Documentation

Process Documentation a Chronicle of Incompetence

Round Rock, TX – John Dempsey, 34, looked on the step by step process detailing the creation of a new UNIX user ID with...
Comcast Buys Domino's

Comcast Buys Domino’s

Philadelphia, PA -- Comcast announced it has signed a definitive offer to acquire Domino's Pizza for $5 Billion in an all cash deal.  "This...

IT Connects ELIZA to Ticket System, Satisfaction Soars

Austin, TX -- After a recent disastrous attempt to outsource and offshore their internal front line call center, FlashNet Systems' IT department recently connected...

Project Management Institute Announces New Enrichment Classes

Newtown Square, PA -- The Project Management Institute has released their latest courses for Project Management Enrichment.   Reporting and Metrics Advanced Managerial Pie Charts Metrics make or...

Director Forwards Cryptic Email

Fort Worth, TX -- Local IT Director Bob Lassiter today forwarded an email from the Marketing Department to his extended management team saying only...
Taiwan

Apple Addresses Growth — Buys Taiwan

Cupertino, CA Tim Cook today reassured investors that Apple is taking its slowing growth in the China market seriously by outright purchasing Taiwan. "Purchasing...

You Personally Are Holding Up Entire Company

Dallas, TX -- I am totally blocked right now. This is urgent. URGENT. !!!! Did you change something? I have not changed anything. This...

Congress Consults with Comcast to Improve Approval Ratings

Washington, DC -- Congress is consulting with Comcast on how to improve its dismal public approval rating by the American public. "Comcast is a true...