Project Management Institute Announces New Enrichment Classes

Newtown Square, PA -- The Project Management Institute has released their latest courses for Project Management Enrichment.   Reporting and Metrics Advanced Managerial Pie Charts Metrics make or...
Documentation

Process Documentation a Chronicle of Incompetence

Round Rock, TX – John Dempsey, 34, looked on the step by step process detailing the creation of a new UNIX user ID with...

IT Connects ELIZA to Ticket System, Satisfaction Soars

Austin, TX -- After a recent disastrous attempt to outsource and offshore their internal front line call center, FlashNet Systems' IT department recently connected...

CFO Names Capybara New CIO

Austin, TX -- George Ramos, CFO to AcceleCorp, today name Sue the Capybara to be the next CIO of the company. "We talked to every...

You Personally Are Holding Up Entire Company

Dallas, TX -- I am totally blocked right now. This is urgent. URGENT. !!!! Did you change something? I have not changed anything. This...

Celebrating Diversity: Company Promotes First Openly Incompetent Manager To Vice President

Austin, TX -- After years of openly discriminating against incompetence, Global Dynamics this week finally became a large enough company that it promoted an...
Janitorial Staff Hires Relationship Manager

Janitorial Staff Hires Relationship Manager

Pflugerville, TX -- The janitorial staff at A.E. Luskin, a small office supply manufacturer, recently hired a Relationship Manager to better interface with The...
HR

HR Rep Quietly Logs Who Declines Community Service Events

Austin, TX -- HR Generalist Sue Steffington clucks her tongue as she reviews her list of heartless bastards who are too self-absorbed to give...

Congress Consults with Comcast to Improve Approval Ratings

Washington, DC -- Congress is consulting with Comcast on how to improve its dismal public approval rating by the American public. "Comcast is a true...

Jamaican Culture Successfully Commercialized

Falmouth, Jamaica -- Trump University scientists announced today that they have finally reduced the rich, complex culture of Jamaica into a successful commercial vehicle. "We proudly announce today that...