Recycling Day

Recycling Day Pinpoints Neighborhood Alcoholics

Round Rock, TX -- Every other Monday the recycling trucks arrive, announcing loudly to anyone within earshot which homes house the biggest alcoholics.  The...

Man Not Drunk Enough To Fully Enjoy 80’s Cover Band

Austin, TX -- John Sidwell, along with the rest of his khaki-clad office, sit quietly at their company Christmas party, still not drunk enough...

Executive Outsources Parenting Responsibilities

Austin, TX -- Rod Templestein, an executive at Floosbin, recently selected a suitable supplier to outsource the parenting of his only son, Jayce. Templestein called a...

Wife Needs Thing You Just Threw Away

College Station, TX -- Despite not using the "Hot and Sassy Nail Color Kit" in the past three years after purchasing it at...

Authentic Chinese Food Prepared by Authentic Mexicans

Austin, TX -- Local Chinese restaurant "Great Wall Succulent Best Chinese Food" prides itself on using authentic, time-tested Chinese recipes to the public. They...