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Monday, February 18, 2019
Recycling Day

Recycling Day Pinpoints Neighborhood Alcoholics

Round Rock, TX -- Every other Monday the recycling trucks arrive, announcing loudly to anyone within earshot which homes house the biggest alcoholics.  The...

State Fair of Texas to Set Up Cardiologist Stations

Dallas, TX -- The State Fair of Texas will set up emergency cardiologist stations throughout the fair grounds this year as a courtesy to...
Scientific Study

Summary of Landmark Study Confirms Your Biases

Austin, TX -- Your reading of a summary of a landmark new study in the prestigious journal Nature has confirmed all of your deeply-held biases. The...

Hydration Key to Family Reunion

Arlington, TX -- Daniel Graves approaches family reunions each year by focusing for several days ahead on proper hydration. The Graves family gets together twice a...

Man Successfully Gets Every Item On Shopping List Right

Leander, TX -- Local man Dave Burkhoff successfully purchased all of the items on his wife's list today, including correct name brands, generics and...