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Thursday, October 18, 2018

Americans United by Disgust of Friends’ Facebook Posts On Shooting

Anywhere, USA -- In the wake of the worst shooting spree in American history, Americans today are united only in the disgust that they...

Sanders Brings Slingshot to Clinton Meeting

New York, NY -- Hillary Clinton, surrounded by her campaign advisors and donors, strode forth from her campaign headquarters after her recent primary victories...
Presidential Election Polling Location

States Approve Bars as Presidential Polling Locations

Austin, TX -- Citing the abysmal quality of this year's Presidential candidates, seven states so far have approved bars as presidential polling locations for...