IT Announces eBay As Strategic Supplier

Cedar Park, TX -- Bob Zelnick, CIO of Infinibiz, proudly announced via email to the entire company today that the IT Department has selected...

CFO Names Capybara New CIO

Austin, TX -- George Ramos, CFO to AcceleCorp, today name Sue the Capybara to be the next CIO of the company. "We talked to every...

IT’s Last Perk Is Vendor Abuse

Austin, TX -- Between capital budget cuts, staff reductions, outsourcing, offshoring and unrealistic expectations of "the cloud", the only perk left to IT is...

Realizing Synergy: IT, Janitorial Staff To Hold Joint Holiday Party

Round Rock, TX -- GreatTech CFO Don Rafferty announced in an inappropriately enthusiastic email that the IT and Janitorial Departments will hold a joint...

Latest Ransomware Attack Emails Browser History

San Francisco, CA -- Researchers have discovered a new ransomware variant they have dubbed "OMG" which emails your browser history unless you pay a...
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Trump University Scientists Discover New Financial Particle

New York, NY -- Trump University scientists have discovered a new fundamental financial particle. "Everyone is very familiar with the Fundamental Financial Particles:  Cashium, Creditium,...

Dell Announces New Gluten-Free Line Of Computers

Round Rock, TX -- Dell announces new gluten-free line of computers -- the Artisan Line. Frances Jamison, Product Line Manager of the Artisan line, described...