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Latest Trump University Poll Has Trump Ahead By Like, 1,000 points

New York, NY -- The Trump University Poll of Public Opinion has found that Donald Trump is leading Hillary Clinton by like, 1,000 points.Professors...

Nation Ready For Facebook To Return To Cat Memes And Granny Spam

Akron, OH -- As the 2016 Presidential Election comes to a close, millions of Americans share a readiness for their Facebook feeds to return...

Secret Service Frightened of Next Presidential Workload

Washington, DC -- Regardless of the outcome of the November elections, the Secret Service is frightened of their next Presidential workload.Our source at the...

Conspiracy Theorists Gearing Up for Busy Campaign Season

Boerne, TX -- Conspiracy theorists are gearing up for what promises to be a busy campaign season.  With mounting controversies, the tight-knit community is...
Hillary Clinton Presidential Candidate Library

Hillary Planning Presidential Candidate Library

Brooklyn, NY --  Hillary Clinton, the presumptive Democratic nominee for President, is now accepting donations through the Clinton Foundation for her Presidential Candidate Library,...
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Brexit: UK United With US in Political Lunacy

London, England -- The UK solidified its "Special Relationship" with the US in a historically loony vote on Thursday to exit the European Union. Cameron:  "I'll right...

Scandal: Trump Has Still Not Attended Mandatory Presidential Orientation Training

Washington, DC -- White House HR staff have tried unsuccessfully for the last 6 months to have President Trump attend mandatory Presidential orientation training.Nancy...

Trump Denounces Grammar Nazis

Washington, DC -- President Trump today denounced the "Grammar Nazis who regularly misuninform people about my statements and tweets.""As I said in the campaign,...

Americans Nostalgic For Days Of Simpler Scandals Like Watergate

Washington, DC -- Americans are growing nostalgic for simple, cut and dried scandals such as Nixon's Watergate break in, or even the Bill Clinton...

Lawyer Is Most Ethical, Respected Member of Trump Campaign

New York, NY -- Attorney Jared Johnson is by far the most ethical and respected member of the Trump for President campaign."At first it...
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