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Thursday, November 21, 2019

IT Announces eBay As Strategic Supplier

Cedar Park, TX -- Bob Zelnick, CIO of Infinibiz, proudly announced via email to the entire company today that the IT Department has selected...
Hanes IoT

Hanes Enters IoT Market With ConcieveWear

Winston-Salem, NC -- Hanes, the clothing manufacturer known for their affordable undergarments, is entering the IoT (Internet of Things) market with their temperature monitoring underwear....

CFO Names Capybara New CIO

Austin, TX -- George Ramos, CFO to AcceleCorp, today name Sue the Capybara to be the next CIO of the company. "We talked to every...
Documentation

Process Documentation a Chronicle of Incompetence

Round Rock, TX – John Dempsey, 34, looked on the step by step process detailing the creation of a new UNIX user ID with...
Trump University Scientist

Trump University Scientists Discover New Financial Particle

New York, NY -- Trump University scientists have discovered a new fundamental financial particle. "Everyone is very familiar with the Fundamental Financial Particles:  Cashium, Creditium,...

Internet-Connected Ring Constantly Tweets Your Mood

San Francisco, CA -- IoT (Internet of Things) startup MoodSense recently released its flagship product -- a mood ring which constantly tweets your mood. Brett...

Latest Ransomware Attack Emails Browser History

San Francisco, CA -- Researchers have discovered a new ransomware variant they have dubbed "OMG" which emails your browser history unless you pay a...
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