Home National News Roundup: July 6, 2016

News Roundup: July 6, 2016

JJ Abrams

1 JJ Abrams Balks at Rebooting Computer

“Rebooting never solves anything!”

2 Hillary Preparing Army of Evil Monkeys

Evil Monkey

Evil Monkey

3 Food Porn Site Caters to Fish Stick Fetish

Mmmm, fish sticks

4 Trump Accidentally yells “Avada Kedavara!” at Rally

Donald Trump

5 Refrigerator Collapses Into Black Hole After Dinner Party

Refrigerator Nearing Terminal Density

 

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