The Donald Trump Campaign recently announced their short list of Vice Presidential Candidates.
7 Kevin Bacon
“Kevin is literally the most well-connected man on the planet. If there’s ever a time when I need to get in touch with a world leader, all I have to do is say ‘get Kevin on the phone, pronto’ and boom, I’m on the phone with someone important.”
6 Charlie Sheen
“Charlie is a winner. I love the Tiger Blood thing. The combination of the two of us in a debate would be absolutely unstoppable. No one would ever be able to keep up. Total winner.”
5 Kim Kardashian
“She’s a total knock-out babe, and would make a great Veep. All of these world leaders would be sitting there, staring at her rack, and I could just get them to agree to anything.”
4 Shia LaBeouf
“He’s unstable, unpredictable… You never know what he’s going to say. I can’t think of a better person to put in front of the Israelis and Palestinians. He’ll totally keep them off balance and there will be peace before they know what hit them!”
3 Alf
“I love this guy’s hair. He’s got the hair of a total winner.”
2 Kanye West
“Kanye really knows how to market himself and he always says what’s on his mind. I would absolutely love to see the Mexicans have a go at him. There would be no contest. None.”
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