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News Roundup: July 6, 2016

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JJ Abrams Balks at Rebooting Computer

JJ Abrams
“Rebooting never solves anything!”

Hillary Preparing Army of Evil Monkeys

Evil Monkey
Evil Monkey

Evil Monkey

Food Porn Site Caters to Fish Stick Fetish

Fish Sticks
Mmmm, fish sticks

Trump Accidentally yells “Avada Kedavara!” at Rally

Donald Trump
Donald Trump

Refrigerator Collapses Into Black Hole After Dinner Party

Refrigerator Nearing Terminal Density
Refrigerator Nearing Terminal Density

 

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