Americans United by Disgust of Friends’ Facebook Posts On Shooting
Anywhere, USA -- In the wake of the worst shooting spree in American history, Americans today are united only in the disgust that they...
Sanders Brings Slingshot to Clinton Meeting
New York, NY -- Hillary Clinton, surrounded by her campaign advisors and donors, strode forth from her campaign headquarters after her recent primary victories...
States Approve Bars as Presidential Polling Locations
Austin, TX -- Citing the abysmal quality of this year's Presidential candidates, seven states so far have approved bars as presidential polling locations for...