Executive Outsources Parenting Responsibilities
Austin, TX -- Rod Templestein, an executive at Floosbin, recently selected a suitable supplier to outsource the parenting of his only son, Jayce.
Templestein called a...
Hanes Enters IoT Market With ConcieveWear
Winston-Salem, NC -- Hanes, the clothing manufacturer known for their affordable undergarments, is entering the IoT (Internet of Things) market with their temperature monitoring underwear....
IT Announces eBay As Strategic Supplier
Cedar Park, TX -- Bob Zelnick, CIO of Infinibiz, proudly announced via email to the entire company today that the IT Department has selected...
Project Management Institute Announces New Enrichment Classes
Newtown Square, PA -- The Project Management Institute has released their latest courses for Project Management Enrichment.
Reporting and Metrics
Advanced Managerial Pie Charts
Metrics make or...
Process Documentation a Chronicle of Incompetence
Round Rock, TX – John Dempsey, 34, looked on the step by step process detailing the creation of a new UNIX user ID with...
Congress Consults with Comcast to Improve Approval Ratings
Washington, DC -- Congress is consulting with Comcast on how to improve its dismal public approval rating by the American public.
"Comcast is a true...
HR Rep Quietly Logs Who Declines Community Service Events
Austin, TX -- HR Generalist Sue Steffington clucks her tongue as she reviews her list of heartless bastards who are too self-absorbed to give...
Jamaican Culture Successfully Commercialized
Falmouth, Jamaica -- Trump University scientists announced today that they have finally reduced the rich, complex culture of Jamaica into a successful commercial vehicle.
"We proudly announce today that...
Fourth Wall Broken at All-Hands Meeting
Dallas, TX -- At a recent all-hands meeting, CEO Rod Templestein broke the fourth wall, briefly talking to his employees rather than at them.
Templestein,...
IT Connects ELIZA to Ticket System, Satisfaction Soars
Austin, TX -- After a recent disastrous attempt to outsource and offshore their internal front line call center, FlashNet Systems' IT department recently connected...
