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Friday, October 4, 2019

Man Successfully Gets Every Item On Shopping List Right

Leander, TX -- Local man Dave Burkhoff successfully purchased all of the items on his wife's list today, including correct name brands, generics and...
Scientific Study

Summary of Landmark Study Confirms Your Biases

Austin, TX -- Your reading of a summary of a landmark new study in the prestigious journal Nature has confirmed all of your deeply-held biases. The...

Conspiracy Theorists Gearing Up for Busy Campaign Season

Boerne, TX -- Conspiracy theorists are gearing up for what promises to be a busy campaign season.  With mounting controversies, the tight-knit community is...
Recycling Day

Recycling Day Pinpoints Neighborhood Alcoholics

Round Rock, TX -- Every other Monday the recycling trucks arrive, announcing loudly to anyone within earshot which homes house the biggest alcoholics.  The...

Wife Needs Thing You Just Threw Away

College Station, TX -- Despite not using the "Hot and Sassy Nail Color Kit" in the past three years after purchasing it at...

Authentic Chinese Food Prepared by Authentic Mexicans

Austin, TX -- Local Chinese restaurant "Great Wall Succulent Best Chinese Food" prides itself on using authentic, time-tested Chinese recipes to the public. They...
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