Man Successfully Gets Every Item On Shopping List Right
Leander, TX -- Local man Dave Burkhoff successfully purchased all of the items on his wife's list today, including correct name brands, generics and...
Summary of Landmark Study Confirms Your Biases
Austin, TX -- Your reading of a summary of a landmark new study in the prestigious journal Nature has confirmed all of your deeply-held biases.The...
Conspiracy Theorists Gearing Up for Busy Campaign Season
Boerne, TX -- Conspiracy theorists are gearing up for what promises to be a busy campaign season. With mounting controversies, the tight-knit community is...
Recycling Day Pinpoints Neighborhood Alcoholics
Round Rock, TX -- Every other Monday the recycling trucks arrive, announcing loudly to anyone within earshot which homes house the biggest alcoholics. The...
Wife Needs Thing You Just Threw Away
College Station, TX -- Despite not using the "Hot and Sassy Nail Color Kit" in the past three years after purchasing it at...
Authentic Chinese Food Prepared by Authentic Mexicans
Austin, TX -- Local Chinese restaurant "Great Wall Succulent Best Chinese Food" prides itself on using authentic, time-tested Chinese recipes to the public. They...
