IT’s Last Perk Is Vendor Abuse
Austin, TX -- Between capital budget cuts, staff reductions, outsourcing, offshoring and unrealistic expectations of "the cloud", the only perk left to IT is...
Internet-Connected Ring Constantly Tweets Your Mood
San Francisco, CA -- IoT (Internet of Things) startup MoodSense recently released its flagship product -- a mood ring which constantly tweets your mood.
Brett...
Hillary Hires Geek Squad To Secure Email Servers
Brooklyn, NY -- Hillary Clinton today announced that she has retained the services of the Geek Squad to secure her campaign and DNC email...
Hanes Enters IoT Market With ConcieveWear
Winston-Salem, NC -- Hanes, the clothing manufacturer known for their affordable undergarments, is entering the IoT (Internet of Things) market with their temperature monitoring underwear....
IT Announces eBay As Strategic Supplier
Cedar Park, TX -- Bob Zelnick, CIO of Infinibiz, proudly announced via email to the entire company today that the IT Department has selected...
Process Documentation a Chronicle of Incompetence
Round Rock, TX – John Dempsey, 34, looked on the step by step process detailing the creation of a new UNIX user ID with...
Trump University Scientists Discover New Financial Particle
New York, NY -- Trump University scientists have discovered a new fundamental financial particle.
"Everyone is very familiar with the Fundamental Financial Particles: Cashium, Creditium,...
IT To Roll Out New “Palm Pilot” Devices
Buda, TX -- The IT Mobility Team proudly announces the completion of a multi-year, cross-functional, international team effort to enhance employee productivity.
"These new 'Personal...
