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Congress Consults with Comcast to Improve Approval Ratings

Washington, DC -- Congress is consulting with Comcast on how to improve its dismal public approval rating by the American public."Comcast is a true...
Documentation

Process Documentation a Chronicle of Incompetence

Round Rock, TX – John Dempsey, 34, looked on the step by step process detailing the creation of a new UNIX user ID with...

IT Announces eBay As Strategic Supplier

Cedar Park, TX -- Bob Zelnick, CIO of Infinibiz, proudly announced via email to the entire company today that the IT Department has selected...

Executive Outsources Parenting Responsibilities

Austin, TX -- Rod Templestein, an executive at Floosbin, recently selected a suitable supplier to outsource the parenting of his only son, Jayce.Templestein called a...

Project Management Institute Announces New Enrichment Classes

Newtown Square, PA -- The Project Management Institute has released their latest courses for Project Management Enrichment.  Reporting and Metrics Advanced Managerial Pie Charts Metrics make or...

Director Forwards Cryptic Email

Fort Worth, TX -- Local IT Director Bob Lassiter today forwarded an email from the Marketing Department to his extended management team saying only...
Comcast Buys Domino's

Comcast Buys Domino’s

Philadelphia, PA -- Comcast announced it has signed a definitive offer to acquire Domino's Pizza for $5 Billion in an all cash deal.  "This...

Celebrating Diversity: Company Promotes First Openly Incompetent Manager To Vice President

Austin, TX -- After years of openly discriminating against incompetence, Global Dynamics this week finally became a large enough company that it promoted an...

Accenture SOW Wins Hugo Award For Science Fiction

Dublin, Ireland -- In an unprecedented development, Accenture has won the prestigious Hugo Award for Science Fiction for a recent Statement of Work.Martin Fitzwater,...

Fourth Wall Broken at All-Hands Meeting

Dallas, TX --  At a recent all-hands meeting, CEO Rod Templestein broke the fourth wall, briefly talking to his employees rather than at them.Templestein,...
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