Congress Consults with Comcast to Improve Approval Ratings
Washington, DC -- Congress is consulting with Comcast on how to improve its dismal public approval rating by the American public."Comcast is a true...
Process Documentation a Chronicle of Incompetence
Round Rock, TX – John Dempsey, 34, looked on the step by step process detailing the creation of a new UNIX user ID with...
IT Announces eBay As Strategic Supplier
Cedar Park, TX -- Bob Zelnick, CIO of Infinibiz, proudly announced via email to the entire company today that the IT Department has selected...
Executive Outsources Parenting Responsibilities
Austin, TX -- Rod Templestein, an executive at Floosbin, recently selected a suitable supplier to outsource the parenting of his only son, Jayce.Templestein called a...
Project Management Institute Announces New Enrichment Classes
Newtown Square, PA -- The Project Management Institute has released their latest courses for Project Management Enrichment.
Reporting and Metrics
Advanced Managerial Pie Charts
Metrics make or...
Director Forwards Cryptic Email
Fort Worth, TX -- Local IT Director Bob Lassiter today forwarded an email from the Marketing Department to his extended management team saying only...
Comcast Buys Domino’s
Philadelphia, PA -- Comcast announced it has signed a definitive offer to acquire Domino's Pizza for $5 Billion in an all cash deal. "This...
Celebrating Diversity: Company Promotes First Openly Incompetent Manager To Vice President
Austin, TX -- After years of openly discriminating against incompetence, Global Dynamics this week finally became a large enough company that it promoted an...
Accenture SOW Wins Hugo Award For Science Fiction
Dublin, Ireland -- In an unprecedented development, Accenture has won the prestigious Hugo Award for Science Fiction for a recent Statement of Work.Martin Fitzwater,...
Fourth Wall Broken at All-Hands Meeting
Dallas, TX -- At a recent all-hands meeting, CEO Rod Templestein broke the fourth wall, briefly talking to his employees rather than at them.Templestein,...
