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Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Man Successfully Gets Every Item On Shopping List Right

Leander, TX -- Local man Dave Burkhoff successfully purchased all of the items on his wife's list today, including correct name brands, generics and...

Hydration Key to Family Reunion

Arlington, TX -- Daniel Graves approaches family reunions each year by focusing for several days ahead on proper hydration. The Graves family gets together twice a...

Executive Outsources Parenting Responsibilities

Austin, TX -- Rod Templestein, an executive at Floosbin, recently selected a suitable supplier to outsource the parenting of his only son, Jayce. Templestein called a...
Scientific Study

Summary of Landmark Study Confirms Your Biases

Austin, TX -- Your reading of a summary of a landmark new study in the prestigious journal Nature has confirmed all of your deeply-held biases. The...

Man Not Drunk Enough To Fully Enjoy 80’s Cover Band

Austin, TX -- John Sidwell, along with the rest of his khaki-clad office, sit quietly at their company Christmas party, still not drunk enough...

Couple Moving To Texas Horrified To Learn Keeping Bacon Grease A Thing

Fort Worth, TX -- A couple who recently accepted job offers in Texas learned to their utter horror that Texans regularly save bacon grease for...
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