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Friday, July 3, 2020

Conspiracy Theorists Gearing Up for Busy Campaign Season

Boerne, TX -- Conspiracy theorists are gearing up for what promises to be a busy campaign season.  With mounting controversies, the tight-knit community is...

Hydration Key to Family Reunion

Arlington, TX -- Daniel Graves approaches family reunions each year by focusing for several days ahead on proper hydration. The Graves family gets together twice a...

Man Successfully Gets Every Item On Shopping List Right

Leander, TX -- Local man Dave Burkhoff successfully purchased all of the items on his wife's list today, including correct name brands, generics and...

Executive Outsources Parenting Responsibilities

Austin, TX -- Rod Templestein, an executive at Floosbin, recently selected a suitable supplier to outsource the parenting of his only son, Jayce. Templestein called a...

Man Not Drunk Enough To Fully Enjoy 80’s Cover Band

Austin, TX -- John Sidwell, along with the rest of his khaki-clad office, sit quietly at their company Christmas party, still not drunk enough...
Scientific Study

Summary of Landmark Study Confirms Your Biases

Austin, TX -- Your reading of a summary of a landmark new study in the prestigious journal Nature has confirmed all of your deeply-held biases. The...
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