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Tuesday, May 18, 2021
Scientific Study

Summary of Landmark Study Confirms Your Biases

Austin, TX -- Your reading of a summary of a landmark new study in the prestigious journal Nature has confirmed all of your deeply-held biases.The...
Recycling Day

Recycling Day Pinpoints Neighborhood Alcoholics

Round Rock, TX -- Every other Monday the recycling trucks arrive, announcing loudly to anyone within earshot which homes house the biggest alcoholics.  The...

Man Successfully Gets Every Item On Shopping List Right

Leander, TX -- Local man Dave Burkhoff successfully purchased all of the items on his wife's list today, including correct name brands, generics and...

Conspiracy Theorists Gearing Up for Busy Campaign Season

Boerne, TX -- Conspiracy theorists are gearing up for what promises to be a busy campaign season.  With mounting controversies, the tight-knit community is...

Wife Needs Thing You Just Threw Away

College Station, TX -- Despite not using the "Hot and Sassy Nail Color Kit" in the past three years after purchasing it at...

State Fair of Texas to Set Up Cardiologist Stations

Dallas, TX -- The State Fair of Texas will set up emergency cardiologist stations throughout the fair grounds this year as a courtesy to...
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