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Thursday, January 23, 2020
Recycling Day

Recycling Day Pinpoints Neighborhood Alcoholics

Round Rock, TX -- Every other Monday the recycling trucks arrive, announcing loudly to anyone within earshot which homes house the biggest alcoholics.  The...

Wife Needs Thing You Just Threw Away

College Station, TX -- Despite not using the "Hot and Sassy Nail Color Kit" in the past three years after purchasing it at...

Man Not Drunk Enough To Fully Enjoy 80’s Cover Band

Austin, TX -- John Sidwell, along with the rest of his khaki-clad office, sit quietly at their company Christmas party, still not drunk enough...
Scientific Study

Summary of Landmark Study Confirms Your Biases

Austin, TX -- Your reading of a summary of a landmark new study in the prestigious journal Nature has confirmed all of your deeply-held biases. The...

State Fair of Texas to Set Up Cardiologist Stations

Dallas, TX -- The State Fair of Texas will set up emergency cardiologist stations throughout the fair grounds this year as a courtesy to...

Authentic Chinese Food Prepared by Authentic Mexicans

Austin, TX -- Local Chinese restaurant "Great Wall Succulent Best Chinese Food" prides itself on using authentic, time-tested Chinese recipes to the public. They...
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