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Saturday, November 27, 2021

Man Successfully Gets Every Item On Shopping List Right

Leander, TX -- Local man Dave Burkhoff successfully purchased all of the items on his wife's list today, including correct name brands, generics and...

Executive Outsources Parenting Responsibilities

Austin, TX -- Rod Templestein, an executive at Floosbin, recently selected a suitable supplier to outsource the parenting of his only son, Jayce.Templestein called a...
Scientific Study

Summary of Landmark Study Confirms Your Biases

Austin, TX -- Your reading of a summary of a landmark new study in the prestigious journal Nature has confirmed all of your deeply-held biases.The...

State Fair of Texas to Set Up Cardiologist Stations

Dallas, TX -- The State Fair of Texas will set up emergency cardiologist stations throughout the fair grounds this year as a courtesy to...

Couple Moving To Texas Horrified To Learn Keeping Bacon Grease A Thing

Fort Worth, TX -- A couple who recently accepted job offers in Texas learned to their utter horror that Texans regularly save bacon grease for...
Recycling Day

Recycling Day Pinpoints Neighborhood Alcoholics

Round Rock, TX -- Every other Monday the recycling trucks arrive, announcing loudly to anyone within earshot which homes house the biggest alcoholics.  The...
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