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Friday, February 26, 2021

Couple Moving To Texas Horrified To Learn Keeping Bacon Grease A Thing

Fort Worth, TX -- A couple who recently accepted job offers in Texas learned to their utter horror that Texans regularly save bacon grease for...

Man Not Drunk Enough To Fully Enjoy 80’s Cover Band

Austin, TX -- John Sidwell, along with the rest of his khaki-clad office, sit quietly at their company Christmas party, still not drunk enough...

Authentic Chinese Food Prepared by Authentic Mexicans

Austin, TX -- Local Chinese restaurant "Great Wall Succulent Best Chinese Food" prides itself on using authentic, time-tested Chinese recipes to the public. They...

Man Successfully Gets Every Item On Shopping List Right

Leander, TX -- Local man Dave Burkhoff successfully purchased all of the items on his wife's list today, including correct name brands, generics and...

Wife Needs Thing You Just Threw Away

College Station, TX -- Despite not using the "Hot and Sassy Nail Color Kit" in the past three years after purchasing it at...
Scientific Study

Summary of Landmark Study Confirms Your Biases

Austin, TX -- Your reading of a summary of a landmark new study in the prestigious journal Nature has confirmed all of your deeply-held biases.The...
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