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JJ Abrams

News Roundup: July 6, 2016

JJ Abrams Balks at Rebooting ComputerHillary Preparing Army of Evil MonkeysEvil MonkeyFood Porn Site Caters to Fish Stick FetishTrump Accidentally yells "Avada Kedavara!" at...

Nation’s Men Demand Better Mall Seating

Austin, TX -- Today the nation's men rallied at malls across the country to demand better seating while their significant others held them hostage...
George R. R. Martin

George R.R. Martin Excited To See How “Game of Thrones” Ends

Santa Fe, NM -- After seeing the Season 6 Finale of the critical and ratings smash HBO hit Game of Thrones, George R.R. Martin just...
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