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Americans United by Disgust of Friends’ Facebook Posts On Shooting

Anywhere, USA -- In the wake of the worst shooting spree in American history, Americans today are united only in the disgust that they...

Nation’s Men Demand Better Mall Seating

Austin, TX -- Today the nation's men rallied at malls across the country to demand better seating while their significant others held them hostage...
JJ Abrams

News Roundup: July 6, 2016

JJ Abrams Balks at Rebooting ComputerHillary Preparing Army of Evil MonkeysEvil MonkeyFood Porn Site Caters to Fish Stick FetishTrump Accidentally yells "Avada Kedavara!" at...
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