CFO Names Capybara New CIO
Austin, TX -- George Ramos, CFO to AcceleCorp, today name Sue the Capybara to be the next CIO of the company.
"We talked to every...
IT To Roll Out New “Palm Pilot” Devices
Buda, TX -- The IT Mobility Team proudly announces the completion of a multi-year, cross-functional, international team effort to enhance employee productivity.
"These new 'Personal...
Dell Announces New Gluten-Free Line Of Computers
Round Rock, TX -- Dell announces new gluten-free line of computers -- the Artisan Line.
Frances Jamison, Product Line Manager of the Artisan line, described...
Trump University Scientists Discover New Financial Particle
New York, NY -- Trump University scientists have discovered a new fundamental financial particle.
"Everyone is very familiar with the Fundamental Financial Particles: Cashium, Creditium,...
IT’s Last Perk Is Vendor Abuse
Austin, TX -- Between capital budget cuts, staff reductions, outsourcing, offshoring and unrealistic expectations of "the cloud", the only perk left to IT is...
Hanes Enters IoT Market With ConcieveWear
Winston-Salem, NC -- Hanes, the clothing manufacturer known for their affordable undergarments, is entering the IoT (Internet of Things) market with their temperature monitoring underwear....
Hillary Hires Geek Squad To Secure Email Servers
Brooklyn, NY -- Hillary Clinton today announced that she has retained the services of the Geek Squad to secure her campaign and DNC email...
