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Documentation

Process Documentation a Chronicle of Incompetence

Round Rock, TX – John Dempsey, 34, looked on the step by step process detailing the creation of a new UNIX user ID with...
Trump University Scientist

Trump University Scientists Discover New Financial Particle

New York, NY -- Trump University scientists have discovered a new fundamental financial particle. "Everyone is very familiar with the Fundamental Financial Particles:  Cashium, Creditium,...

Realizing Synergy: IT, Janitorial Staff To Hold Joint Holiday Party

Round Rock, TX -- GreatTech CFO Don Rafferty announced in an inappropriately enthusiastic email that the IT and Janitorial Departments will hold a joint...

Dell Announces New Gluten-Free Line Of Computers

Round Rock, TX -- Dell announces new gluten-free line of computers -- the Artisan Line. Frances Jamison, Product Line Manager of the Artisan line, described...

Internet-Connected Ring Constantly Tweets Your Mood

San Francisco, CA -- IoT (Internet of Things) startup MoodSense recently released its flagship product -- a mood ring which constantly tweets your mood. Brett...
Palm Pilot

IT To Roll Out New “Palm Pilot” Devices

Buda, TX -- The IT Mobility Team proudly announces the completion of a multi-year, cross-functional, international team effort to enhance employee productivity. "These new 'Personal...

IT Announces eBay As Strategic Supplier

Cedar Park, TX -- Bob Zelnick, CIO of Infinibiz, proudly announced via email to the entire company today that the IT Department has selected...
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