Dell Announces New Gluten-Free Line Of Computers
Round Rock, TX -- Dell announces new gluten-free line of computers -- the Artisan Line.
Frances Jamison, Product Line Manager of the Artisan line, described...
Trump University Scientists Discover New Financial Particle
New York, NY -- Trump University scientists have discovered a new fundamental financial particle.
"Everyone is very familiar with the Fundamental Financial Particles: Cashium, Creditium,...
CFO Names Capybara New CIO
Austin, TX -- George Ramos, CFO to AcceleCorp, today name Sue the Capybara to be the next CIO of the company.
"We talked to every...
Process Documentation a Chronicle of Incompetence
Round Rock, TX – John Dempsey, 34, looked on the step by step process detailing the creation of a new UNIX user ID with...
IT To Roll Out New “Palm Pilot” Devices
Buda, TX -- The IT Mobility Team proudly announces the completion of a multi-year, cross-functional, international team effort to enhance employee productivity.
"These new 'Personal...
IT’s Last Perk Is Vendor Abuse
Austin, TX -- Between capital budget cuts, staff reductions, outsourcing, offshoring and unrealistic expectations of "the cloud", the only perk left to IT is...
Hanes Enters IoT Market With ConcieveWear
Winston-Salem, NC -- Hanes, the clothing manufacturer known for their affordable undergarments, is entering the IoT (Internet of Things) market with their temperature monitoring underwear....
