Process Documentation a Chronicle of Incompetence
Round Rock, TX – John Dempsey, 34, looked on the step by step process detailing the creation of a new UNIX user ID with...
Trump University Scientists Discover New Financial Particle
New York, NY -- Trump University scientists have discovered a new fundamental financial particle.
"Everyone is very familiar with the Fundamental Financial Particles: Cashium, Creditium,...
Realizing Synergy: IT, Janitorial Staff To Hold Joint Holiday Party
Round Rock, TX -- GreatTech CFO Don Rafferty announced in an inappropriately enthusiastic email that the IT and Janitorial Departments will hold a joint...
Dell Announces New Gluten-Free Line Of Computers
Round Rock, TX -- Dell announces new gluten-free line of computers -- the Artisan Line.
Frances Jamison, Product Line Manager of the Artisan line, described...
Internet-Connected Ring Constantly Tweets Your Mood
San Francisco, CA -- IoT (Internet of Things) startup MoodSense recently released its flagship product -- a mood ring which constantly tweets your mood.
Brett...
IT To Roll Out New “Palm Pilot” Devices
Buda, TX -- The IT Mobility Team proudly announces the completion of a multi-year, cross-functional, international team effort to enhance employee productivity.
"These new 'Personal...
IT Announces eBay As Strategic Supplier
Cedar Park, TX -- Bob Zelnick, CIO of Infinibiz, proudly announced via email to the entire company today that the IT Department has selected...
