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Hillary Hires Geek Squad To Secure Email Servers

Brooklyn, NY -- Hillary Clinton today announced that she has retained the services of the Geek Squad to secure her campaign and DNC email...

CFO Names Capybara New CIO

Austin, TX -- George Ramos, CFO to AcceleCorp, today name Sue the Capybara to be the next CIO of the company."We talked to every...
Hanes IoT

Hanes Enters IoT Market With ConcieveWear

Winston-Salem, NC -- Hanes, the clothing manufacturer known for their affordable undergarments, is entering the IoT (Internet of Things) market with their temperature monitoring underwear....
Documentation

Process Documentation a Chronicle of Incompetence

Round Rock, TX – John Dempsey, 34, looked on the step by step process detailing the creation of a new UNIX user ID with...
Palm Pilot

IT To Roll Out New “Palm Pilot” Devices

Buda, TX -- The IT Mobility Team proudly announces the completion of a multi-year, cross-functional, international team effort to enhance employee productivity."These new 'Personal...

IT’s Last Perk Is Vendor Abuse

Austin, TX -- Between capital budget cuts, staff reductions, outsourcing, offshoring and unrealistic expectations of "the cloud", the only perk left to IT is...

Latest Ransomware Attack Emails Browser History

San Francisco, CA -- Researchers have discovered a new ransomware variant they have dubbed "OMG" which emails your browser history unless you pay a...
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