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Thursday, November 21, 2019

Dell Announces New Gluten-Free Line Of Computers

Round Rock, TX -- Dell announces new gluten-free line of computers -- the Artisan Line. Frances Jamison, Product Line Manager of the Artisan line, described...
Trump University Scientist

Trump University Scientists Discover New Financial Particle

New York, NY -- Trump University scientists have discovered a new fundamental financial particle. "Everyone is very familiar with the Fundamental Financial Particles:  Cashium, Creditium,...

CFO Names Capybara New CIO

Austin, TX -- George Ramos, CFO to AcceleCorp, today name Sue the Capybara to be the next CIO of the company. "We talked to every...
Documentation

Process Documentation a Chronicle of Incompetence

Round Rock, TX – John Dempsey, 34, looked on the step by step process detailing the creation of a new UNIX user ID with...
Palm Pilot

IT To Roll Out New “Palm Pilot” Devices

Buda, TX -- The IT Mobility Team proudly announces the completion of a multi-year, cross-functional, international team effort to enhance employee productivity. "These new 'Personal...

IT’s Last Perk Is Vendor Abuse

Austin, TX -- Between capital budget cuts, staff reductions, outsourcing, offshoring and unrealistic expectations of "the cloud", the only perk left to IT is...
Hanes IoT

Hanes Enters IoT Market With ConcieveWear

Winston-Salem, NC -- Hanes, the clothing manufacturer known for their affordable undergarments, is entering the IoT (Internet of Things) market with their temperature monitoring underwear....
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