Recycling Day Pinpoints Neighborhood Alcoholics
Round Rock, TX -- Every other Monday the recycling trucks arrive, announcing loudly to anyone within earshot which homes house the biggest alcoholics. The...
Celebrating Diversity: Company Promotes First Openly Incompetent Manager To Vice President
Austin, TX -- After years of openly discriminating against incompetence, Global Dynamics this week finally became a large enough company that it promoted an...
George R.R. Martin Excited To See How “Game of Thrones” Ends
Santa Fe, NM -- After seeing the Season 6 Finale of the critical and ratings smash HBO hit Game of Thrones, George R.R. Martin just...
Man Successfully Gets Every Item On Shopping List Right
Leander, TX -- Local man Dave Burkhoff successfully purchased all of the items on his wife's list today, including correct name brands, generics and...
