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Sunday, October 24, 2021
Recycling Day

Recycling Day Pinpoints Neighborhood Alcoholics

Round Rock, TX -- Every other Monday the recycling trucks arrive, announcing loudly to anyone within earshot which homes house the biggest alcoholics.  The...

Celebrating Diversity: Company Promotes First Openly Incompetent Manager To Vice President

Austin, TX -- After years of openly discriminating against incompetence, Global Dynamics this week finally became a large enough company that it promoted an...
George R. R. Martin

George R.R. Martin Excited To See How “Game of Thrones” Ends

Santa Fe, NM -- After seeing the Season 6 Finale of the critical and ratings smash HBO hit Game of Thrones, George R.R. Martin just...

Man Successfully Gets Every Item On Shopping List Right

Leander, TX -- Local man Dave Burkhoff successfully purchased all of the items on his wife's list today, including correct name brands, generics and...
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