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Sunday, October 24, 2021

Fourth Wall Broken at All-Hands Meeting

Dallas, TX --  At a recent all-hands meeting, CEO Rod Templestein broke the fourth wall, briefly talking to his employees rather than at them.Templestein,...

Dell Announces New Gluten-Free Line Of Computers

Round Rock, TX -- Dell announces new gluten-free line of computers -- the Artisan Line.Frances Jamison, Product Line Manager of the Artisan line, described...

Celebrating Diversity: Company Promotes First Openly Incompetent Manager To Vice President

Austin, TX -- After years of openly discriminating against incompetence, Global Dynamics this week finally became a large enough company that it promoted an...

Accenture SOW Wins Hugo Award For Science Fiction

Dublin, Ireland -- In an unprecedented development, Accenture has won the prestigious Hugo Award for Science Fiction for a recent Statement of Work.Martin Fitzwater,...
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