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HR Rep Quietly Logs Who Declines Community Service Events

Austin, TX -- HR Generalist Sue Steffington clucks her tongue as she reviews her list of heartless bastards who are too self-absorbed to give...

Accenture SOW Wins Hugo Award For Science Fiction

Dublin, Ireland -- In an unprecedented development, Accenture has won the prestigious Hugo Award for Science Fiction for a recent Statement of Work.Martin Fitzwater,...

Fourth Wall Broken at All-Hands Meeting

Dallas, TX --  At a recent all-hands meeting, CEO Rod Templestein broke the fourth wall, briefly talking to his employees rather than at them.Templestein,...

Celebrating Diversity: Company Promotes First Openly Incompetent Manager To Vice President

Austin, TX -- After years of openly discriminating against incompetence, Global Dynamics this week finally became a large enough company that it promoted an...
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