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Donald Trump

Trump Nomination To Be Truly Multicultural

Cleveland, OH -- When Donald Trump is nominated in Cleveland, OH on July 21, 2016, he promises that the affair will be truly "multicultural"....
Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton Close to Completing Dark Ritual of Ascension

New York, NY -- Having gathered all Democratic political evil unto herself, Hillary Clinton prepares to complete her Dark Ritual of Ascension on July...

Trump Budget Contains $45B For Severance Packages

Washington, DC -- Donald Trump has set aside $45 Billion in the next federal budget for anticipated severance packages for federal workers. "I plan on...

Hillary Hires Geek Squad To Secure Email Servers

Brooklyn, NY -- Hillary Clinton today announced that she has retained the services of the Geek Squad to secure her campaign and DNC email...

Boris Johnson Files Suit Against Trump’s Hair

London, England -- Boris Johnson, the English politician also known as the "Blonde Bombshell", has filed suit against Donald Trump for exploiting his signature...

Sanders Brings Slingshot to Clinton Meeting

New York, NY -- Hillary Clinton, surrounded by her campaign advisors and donors, strode forth from her campaign headquarters after her recent primary victories...

Scandal: Trump Has Still Not Attended Mandatory Presidential Orientation Training

Washington, DC -- White House HR staff have tried unsuccessfully for the last 6 months to have President Trump attend mandatory Presidential orientation training. Nancy...

Texas To Stop Accepting Californian Economic Refugees

Austin, TX -- Governor Greg Abbott announced today that Texas would no longer accept Californian economic refugees. "For too long now, Californians have been flooding...
David Cameron

Brexit: UK United With US in Political Lunacy

London, England -- The UK solidified its "Special Relationship" with the US in a historically loony vote on Thursday to exit the European Union. Cameron:  "I'll right...
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