Grandmother’s Assessment of Candidates: “Well, Bless Their Hearts”
College Station, TX -- Jason Tatum's Grandmother offered her considered opinion of the 2016 Presidential candidates by beginning her comments with "Well, bless their...
Boris Johnson Files Suit Against Trump’s Hair
London, England -- Boris Johnson, the English politician also known as the "Blonde Bombshell", has filed suit against Donald Trump for exploiting his signature...
Sanders Brings Slingshot to Clinton Meeting
New York, NY -- Hillary Clinton, surrounded by her campaign advisors and donors, strode forth from her campaign headquarters after her recent primary victories...
Trump Nomination To Be Truly Multicultural
Cleveland, OH -- When Donald Trump is nominated in Cleveland, OH on July 21, 2016, he promises that the affair will be truly "multicultural"....
Americans Nostalgic For Days Of Simpler Scandals Like Watergate
Washington, DC -- Americans are growing nostalgic for simple, cut and dried scandals such as Nixon's Watergate break in, or even the Bill Clinton...
States Approve Bars as Presidential Polling Locations
Austin, TX -- Citing the abysmal quality of this year's Presidential candidates, seven states so far have approved bars as presidential polling locations for...
Sanders’ Wife Getting Tired Of Hearing “Come Feel the Bern, Baby”
Burlington, VT -- Jane O'Meara Sanders, wife of Senator Bernie Sanders, is really tired of the Senator ending most days with "Come feel the Bern,...
Hillary Planning Presidential Candidate Library
Brooklyn, NY -- Hillary Clinton, the presumptive Democratic nominee for President, is now accepting donations through the Clinton Foundation for her Presidential Candidate Library,...
Scandal: Trump Has Still Not Attended Mandatory Presidential Orientation Training
Washington, DC -- White House HR staff have tried unsuccessfully for the last 6 months to have President Trump attend mandatory Presidential orientation training.
Nancy...
Hillary Clinton Close to Completing Dark Ritual of Ascension
New York, NY -- Having gathered all Democratic political evil unto herself, Hillary Clinton prepares to complete her Dark Ritual of Ascension on July...
