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Congress Consults with Comcast to Improve Approval Ratings

Washington, DC -- Congress is consulting with Comcast on how to improve its dismal public approval rating by the American public."Comcast is a true...

Secret Service Frightened of Next Presidential Workload

Washington, DC -- Regardless of the outcome of the November elections, the Secret Service is frightened of their next Presidential workload.Our source at the...

Obama Orders Flags At Half Mast For Election Day, Rest Of Term

Washington, DC -- President Obama has ordered all flags at half mast for Election Day and the rest of his term of office."Now that...

Sanders Brings Slingshot to Clinton Meeting

New York, NY -- Hillary Clinton, surrounded by her campaign advisors and donors, strode forth from her campaign headquarters after her recent primary victories...

Americans Nostalgic For Days Of Simpler Scandals Like Watergate

Washington, DC -- Americans are growing nostalgic for simple, cut and dried scandals such as Nixon's Watergate break in, or even the Bill Clinton...
Bernie Sanders

Sanders’ Wife Getting Tired Of Hearing “Come Feel the Bern, Baby”

Burlington, VT -- Jane O'Meara Sanders, wife of Senator Bernie Sanders, is really tired of the Senator ending most days with "Come feel the Bern,...

Trump Budget Contains $45B For Severance Packages

Washington, DC -- Donald Trump has set aside $45 Billion in the next federal budget for anticipated severance packages for federal workers."I plan on...
Grandmother

Grandmother’s Assessment of Candidates: “Well, Bless Their Hearts”

College Station, TX -- Jason Tatum's Grandmother offered her considered opinion of the 2016 Presidential candidates by beginning her comments with "Well, bless their...

Boris Johnson Files Suit Against Trump’s Hair

London, England -- Boris Johnson, the English politician also known as the "Blonde Bombshell", has filed suit against Donald Trump for exploiting his signature...
Ted and Heidi Cruz

Heidi Cruz Voices Support for Straight Divorce

Houston, TX --  In a news conference near her Houston home, Heidi Cruz, wife of Senator Ted Cruz, today voiced her support of heterosexual...
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