Conspiracy Theorists Gearing Up for Busy Campaign Season

Boerne, TX -- Conspiracy theorists are gearing up for what promises to be a busy campaign season.  With mounting controversies, the tight-knit community is...

Texas To Stop Accepting Californian Economic Refugees

Austin, TX -- Governor Greg Abbott announced today that Texas would no longer accept Californian economic refugees. "For too long now, Californians have been flooding...

Obama Orders Flags At Half Mast For Election Day, Rest Of Term

Washington, DC -- President Obama has ordered all flags at half mast for Election Day and the rest of his term of office. "Now that...
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Trump Campaign Announces VP Short list

The Donald Trump Campaign recently announced their short list of Vice Presidential Candidates.   Kevin Bacon "Kevin is literally the most well-connected man on the planet.  If...

Nation Ready For Facebook To Return To Cat Memes And Granny Spam

Akron, OH -- As the 2016 Presidential Election comes to a close, millions of Americans share a readiness for their Facebook feeds to return...

Hillary Hires Geek Squad To Secure Email Servers

Brooklyn, NY -- Hillary Clinton today announced that she has retained the services of the Geek Squad to secure her campaign and DNC email...
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Grandmother’s Assessment of Candidates: “Well, Bless Their Hearts”

College Station, TX -- Jason Tatum's Grandmother offered her considered opinion of the 2016 Presidential candidates by beginning her comments with "Well, bless their...
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Trump Nomination To Be Truly Multicultural

Cleveland, OH -- When Donald Trump is nominated in Cleveland, OH on July 21, 2016, he promises that the affair will be truly "multicultural"....

Trump Denounces Grammar Nazis

Washington, DC -- President Trump today denounced the "Grammar Nazis who regularly misuninform people about my statements and tweets." "As I said in the campaign,...

Congress Consults with Comcast to Improve Approval Ratings

Washington, DC -- Congress is consulting with Comcast on how to improve its dismal public approval rating by the American public. "Comcast is a true...