Trump Nomination To Be Truly Multicultural
Cleveland, OH -- When Donald Trump is nominated in Cleveland, OH on July 21, 2016, he promises that the affair will be truly "multicultural"....
Hillary Clinton Close to Completing Dark Ritual of Ascension
New York, NY -- Having gathered all Democratic political evil unto herself, Hillary Clinton prepares to complete her Dark Ritual of Ascension on July...
Trump Budget Contains $45B For Severance Packages
Washington, DC -- Donald Trump has set aside $45 Billion in the next federal budget for anticipated severance packages for federal workers.
"I plan on...
Hillary Hires Geek Squad To Secure Email Servers
Brooklyn, NY -- Hillary Clinton today announced that she has retained the services of the Geek Squad to secure her campaign and DNC email...
Boris Johnson Files Suit Against Trump’s Hair
London, England -- Boris Johnson, the English politician also known as the "Blonde Bombshell", has filed suit against Donald Trump for exploiting his signature...
Sanders Brings Slingshot to Clinton Meeting
New York, NY -- Hillary Clinton, surrounded by her campaign advisors and donors, strode forth from her campaign headquarters after her recent primary victories...
Scandal: Trump Has Still Not Attended Mandatory Presidential Orientation Training
Washington, DC -- White House HR staff have tried unsuccessfully for the last 6 months to have President Trump attend mandatory Presidential orientation training.
Nancy...
Texas To Stop Accepting Californian Economic Refugees
Austin, TX -- Governor Greg Abbott announced today that Texas would no longer accept Californian economic refugees.
"For too long now, Californians have been flooding...
Brexit: UK United With US in Political Lunacy
London, England -- The UK solidified its "Special Relationship" with the US in a historically loony vote on Thursday to exit the European Union.
Cameron: "I'll right...
