Conspiracy Theorists Gearing Up for Busy Campaign Season
Boerne, TX -- Conspiracy theorists are gearing up for what promises to be a busy campaign season. With mounting controversies, the tight-knit community is...
Boris Johnson Files Suit Against Trump’s Hair
London, England -- Boris Johnson, the English politician also known as the "Blonde Bombshell", has filed suit against Donald Trump for exploiting his signature...
Secret Service Frightened of Next Presidential Workload
Washington, DC -- Regardless of the outcome of the November elections, the Secret Service is frightened of their next Presidential workload.
Our source at the...
Nation Ready For Facebook To Return To Cat Memes And Granny Spam
Akron, OH -- As the 2016 Presidential Election comes to a close, millions of Americans share a readiness for their Facebook feeds to return...
Lawyer Is Most Ethical, Respected Member of Trump Campaign
New York, NY -- Attorney Jared Johnson is by far the most ethical and respected member of the Trump for President campaign.
"At first it...
Americans Nostalgic For Days Of Simpler Scandals Like Watergate
Washington, DC -- Americans are growing nostalgic for simple, cut and dried scandals such as Nixon's Watergate break in, or even the Bill Clinton...
Grandmother’s Assessment of Candidates: “Well, Bless Their Hearts”
College Station, TX -- Jason Tatum's Grandmother offered her considered opinion of the 2016 Presidential candidates by beginning her comments with "Well, bless their...
Trump Campaign Announces VP Short list
The Donald Trump Campaign recently announced their short list of Vice Presidential Candidates.
Kevin Bacon
"Kevin is literally the most well-connected man on the planet. If...
Latest Trump University Poll Has Trump Ahead By Like, 1,000 points
New York, NY -- The Trump University Poll of Public Opinion has found that Donald Trump is leading Hillary Clinton by like, 1,000 points.
Professors...
Hillary Planning Presidential Candidate Library
Brooklyn, NY -- Hillary Clinton, the presumptive Democratic nominee for President, is now accepting donations through the Clinton Foundation for her Presidential Candidate Library,...
