Trump Campaign Announces VP Short list
The Donald Trump Campaign recently announced their short list of Vice Presidential Candidates.
Kevin Bacon
"Kevin is literally the most well-connected man on the planet. If...
Hillary Planning Presidential Candidate Library
Brooklyn, NY -- Hillary Clinton, the presumptive Democratic nominee for President, is now accepting donations through the Clinton Foundation for her Presidential Candidate Library,...
Boris Johnson Files Suit Against Trump’s Hair
London, England -- Boris Johnson, the English politician also known as the "Blonde Bombshell", has filed suit against Donald Trump for exploiting his signature...
Trump Nomination To Be Truly Multicultural
Cleveland, OH -- When Donald Trump is nominated in Cleveland, OH on July 21, 2016, he promises that the affair will be truly "multicultural"....
Grandmother’s Assessment of Candidates: “Well, Bless Their Hearts”
College Station, TX -- Jason Tatum's Grandmother offered her considered opinion of the 2016 Presidential candidates by beginning her comments with "Well, bless their...
Sanders Brings Slingshot to Clinton Meeting
New York, NY -- Hillary Clinton, surrounded by her campaign advisors and donors, strode forth from her campaign headquarters after her recent primary victories...
Lawyer Is Most Ethical, Respected Member of Trump Campaign
New York, NY -- Attorney Jared Johnson is by far the most ethical and respected member of the Trump for President campaign.
"At first it...
Conspiracy Theorists Gearing Up for Busy Campaign Season
Boerne, TX -- Conspiracy theorists are gearing up for what promises to be a busy campaign season. With mounting controversies, the tight-knit community is...
Nicolas Cage To Hurl Trump’s Phone Into Volcano To Save Democracy
Washington, DC -- Nicolas Cage, sitting in counsel with his wisest friend, Gary Busey, determined this week that in order to save democracy, they...
Secret Service Frightened of Next Presidential Workload
Washington, DC -- Regardless of the outcome of the November elections, the Secret Service is frightened of their next Presidential workload.
Our source at the...
