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Hillary Clinton Presidential Candidate Library

Hillary Planning Presidential Candidate Library

Brooklyn, NY --  Hillary Clinton, the presumptive Democratic nominee for President, is now accepting donations through the Clinton Foundation for her Presidential Candidate Library,...

Congress Consults with Comcast to Improve Approval Ratings

Washington, DC -- Congress is consulting with Comcast on how to improve its dismal public approval rating by the American public."Comcast is a true...
David Cameron

Brexit: UK United With US in Political Lunacy

London, England -- The UK solidified its "Special Relationship" with the US in a historically loony vote on Thursday to exit the European Union. Cameron:  "I'll right...
Ted and Heidi Cruz

Heidi Cruz Voices Support for Straight Divorce

Houston, TX --  In a news conference near her Houston home, Heidi Cruz, wife of Senator Ted Cruz, today voiced her support of heterosexual...

Conspiracy Theorists Gearing Up for Busy Campaign Season

Boerne, TX -- Conspiracy theorists are gearing up for what promises to be a busy campaign season.  With mounting controversies, the tight-knit community is...

Boris Johnson Files Suit Against Trump’s Hair

London, England -- Boris Johnson, the English politician also known as the "Blonde Bombshell", has filed suit against Donald Trump for exploiting his signature...

Sanders Brings Slingshot to Clinton Meeting

New York, NY -- Hillary Clinton, surrounded by her campaign advisors and donors, strode forth from her campaign headquarters after her recent primary victories...
Presidential Election Polling Location

States Approve Bars as Presidential Polling Locations

Austin, TX -- Citing the abysmal quality of this year's Presidential candidates, seven states so far have approved bars as presidential polling locations for...
Donald Trump

Trump Campaign Announces VP Short list

The Donald Trump Campaign recently announced their short list of Vice Presidential Candidates.  Kevin Bacon"Kevin is literally the most well-connected man on the planet.  If...
Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton Close to Completing Dark Ritual of Ascension

New York, NY -- Having gathered all Democratic political evil unto herself, Hillary Clinton prepares to complete her Dark Ritual of Ascension on July...
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